Wednesday, March 11, 2009
2009: First time I write an editorial
Yesterday I got an email from the Republican National Committee asking me to send money to fight the Democratic Party's alleged plans to keep guns out of the hands of law-abiding American Citizens and repeal the Second Amendment.
That amendment was written by the fathers of our country in the 1790s at a time when a militaman might use a blunderbuss, capable of firing a weak, inaccurate projectile every minute or so -- not a high powered assault rifle that can fire ten bullets per second.
The GOP says, "It is clear that the Obama Democrats are looking for any excuse to once again threaten our freedoms. Their nanny-state, Big Brother mentality has no place in our Constitutional Republic."
I think the biggest threat to my freedom to survive until I die of natural causes is the Republican Party.
And to add to the Republican gun lust and paranoia, party chairman Michael Steele accused the "the mainstream media" of bias against "our right to buy and own firearms."
Also yesterday, a man in Alabama shot and killed ten people, and wounded others. Many of the victims were "collateral damage" and not even his actual targets.
And today a gunman shot and killed at least 15 people at a high school in Germany, and wounded others.
Other than toys in my childhood, I have never owned a gun.
I have never fired a real gun. I don't want to own a gun or fire one or learn how to use one. I don't want my neighbors to have guns. I don't want stores to sell guns. I don't want anyone other than police and military troops and perhaps security guards to have guns.
I think hunters should buy their meat in a supermarket and shoot cameras instead of rifles. If hunters want to bear arms, I'm in favor or arming bears to make it a fair fight. I think target-shooters should limit themselves to slingshots and paint guns.
It wouldn't bother me if every home, farm and business was searched and all guns and bullets were seized and melted down. It wouldn't bother me if toy guns and violent video games were banned.
I am not afraid of my local police or the Federal government and don't think I need to be armed against them.
I believe the Second Amendment to the US Constitution should not be interpreted as allowing non-military gun ownership.
Yesterday Michael McLendon, the Alabama mass murderer, did not use his arsenal to protect his home against a burglar. He did not shoot someone who tried to rob him on the street or steal his car. He was not defending his liberty against a misguided police force.
He was a nut who did not need to have a gun and should not have had a gun. All those who think he should have the right to have a gun, share his guilt for the murders.
NO GUNS!
Guns don't kill people. Guns just make it a lot easier for nuts and criminals to kill people.
ReplyDeleteAMEN!
ReplyDeleteThank God idiots like you will never have the power top disarm the American people.
ReplyDeleteHey, FatAss-- has it occurred to you that one of the reasons we have the freest nation on earth is because we are armed against invaders and a power-hungry government ? Probably not.
I can't wait to see your reaction when your beloved nanny state starts taxing your donuts.
To Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI haven't had a fat ass since 2005, but you will always be a paranoid psychopathic asshole, and a shitty typist.
I fully support your right to own a gun. I strongly recommend that you buy an AK47 or Uzi, insert the barrel into your rectum, and destroy what's left of your tiny, ineffective, malformed brain.